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badges

Organising badges for my new workplace

name badgesRecently I joined a new company in a managerial role. This is always a tricky thing to do because it’s like you’re joining a family who have their own established culture and way of doing things. Then as the outsider, you’re in a leadership position which can be a bit uncomfortable at first. You need to balance leadership with humility – a delicate things to do.

When I joined the company, there were a few things that I thought immediately that I’d like to change. For one thing, I noticed that they didn’t have name badges. Australia does have some rather large companies, despite being perceived as such a small country, and our company is sizeable. It’s always been important to me as a manager and also having a background in HR to work towards creating the right mood in a company. Happy workers are good workers, and the culture of the work place is so important. I’ve worked in companies that are cold, where no one looks at each other in the elevator, and it’s not a nice place to work. Companies that have a sense of community operate much more cohesively. I mean, it isn’t surprising. That’s why name tags are so important. Learning someone’s name is a huge icebreaker from the start. You chat with them in the break room, learn about their role in the company and a bit aboút their personal life and it’s a great thing because a few months down the track you’ll be calling on them to help you out or collaborate on something. I persuaded the boss to factor in magnetic badges into the budget. They’re a good investment because they last longer than the plastic-paper ones, and people treat them with more respect, meaning they’ll take the aim of social cohesion within the company more seriously. Further down the line, I hope to organise more social events and activities during lunch break.

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roofing repairs

My house is falling apart

roofing repairsI thought everything was fine with my dear old house. I’ve been living here for ten years, and although the house is quite old, there’s never been a single problem. But then when the first thing broke it suddenly triggered an avalanche of other things. It all started with the humble old light bulb in the hall. Just blew out one day when I came home. Next things I knew, l sudden needed window replacements, exterminators and roofing repairs. Melbourne services can get on the scene pretty quickly, but despite their efficiency, my mounting home repairs have been weighing me under.

It was like one thing after another, and I was starting to wonder whether it was worth getting all these things repaired individually or just knocking the place down and starting over. But the costs of renovations or rebuilding would have been way too high, so I’ll just go for the slightly simpler option of repairing things as they come up.

It turns out that the roof was leaking due to rot in the rafters. When the roof services company arrived they explained that the tiles had to be de-mossed and many of them had to be replaced. Although they gave me their best price, I was looking at a pretty steep figure purely because of how bad the damage to the roof was. The problem wouldn’t have been as bad if I’d paid attention to roof maintenance. In Melbourne, you get storms, rain, wind, and all of these things contribute to the buildup of dirt and debris which damages the roof, not to mention the erosion caused by the wind. Anyway, I got the roof fixed and now it’s looking good. I’m just wondering what else I’m going to have to get repaired in the coming days. I never expected to need roof maintenance or repairs, so now I’m expecting the unexpected.  

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laser hair removal

Laser hair removal in the sticks

Ballarat is usually an okay place to live… that is until you need some services. It’s one of the bigger towns north of Melbourne but alas, we hardly have any services here. I mean, there are a few yoga studios at inflated prices and the odd Alaser hair removalsian grocery, but nothing like they have in Melbourne. And the nightlife? Hah, don’t make me laugh. Clubs, bars and restaurants are so subpar, you’d be better off having a rave in your living room.

I know I give my hometown a lot of crap, but at least there’s one thing it is good for and that’s beauty clinics. The bumpkins out here might not be that imaginative, they may not be that good-looking, but at least they know what’s good for them appearance-wise. I thank my lucky stars that there’s a clinic or two down here that offers laser hair removal. Ballarat sure would be a hairy place without it – and that’s not just my leg hair causing all the overgrowth but all of the other hairy people you see around town. I guess they haven’t caught onto the whole innovation in epilation thing, because after a few laser treatments they’d be hair free for life.

Turns out a couple of the clinics also offer cosmetic tattooing, which is a god send. I really do think some of the hicks in this town ought to get some definition going around the brows. If only more of them were aware of eyebrow tattooing, Ballarat would be a much more attractive town. It’s a wonder why we get touros from Melbourne down here at all. I’m actually surprised that we haven’t scared them. If you ask me, this whole town is in need of a makeover, Ricky Lane style. Those before and after shots really are amazing, aren’t they? God bless the beauty industry.

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game design course

Transitioning from high school to a game design course

game design courseWhen you’re in high school, your world is very small. You don’t realise it at the time but your experience is extremely limited. Many young people (like me) grow up feeling that they are special. I was top of my class in school and felt superior to my peers. I believed I was talented and that I’d go on to make a mark on the world. All of that changed when I graduated to college.

After VCE I went on to take a game design course in Melbourne. That was when my parochial worldview was shattered. All of a sudden I was surrounded by people as smart and ambitious as me, and I was no longer special. I met a lot of cool people while taking that game design course. Melbourne became a much bigger place after that, and contrary to what you may expect, I was glad. Even though I was no longer as unique as I used to think, there was more diversity and more fun in the world than ever before. Studying in the IT industry may seem like a dry topic but actually there’s a lot of creativity involved. For example, I took computer programming and that requires a lot of imagination and problem solving. It’s not all ones, zeros and monotonous clicks. I’ve graduated now and I’m about to get into a work force where there’s a big demand for new games and app. I can definitely recommend app development courses.

I never really got what people meant when they used the phrase ‘learn about yourself’. I thought it was trite and not inherently meaningful. However after taking my course in game development, I finally get it. I’ve learned that I’m not the smartest person in the world but also that there are more opportunities and adventures for me than I ever expected.

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Conveyancing

Empty Offices, Big Dreams

soldMan, jargon is tiring. Searching around empty offices, even more so. Paperwork is perhaps the jewel in the crown of things that are really, incredibly tiring. I’m not giving up though, because I have people who are counting on me to give them a job. I’ll look at as many empty offices as it takes, and I’m really not keen on the idea of renting.

I have conveyancers around Melbourne to look after the whole jargon/paperwork side of things anyway. I figured that once my business got started and we started expending, possibly to other locations, it’d be incredibly useful to have something like a conveyancer or property expert or transfer person on the case. Like, they’d be my guide and I their…client. Managing multiple premises sounds like hard work, so I’d rather do as little of the legwork as possible. Enter the property transfer people, who can at least set my mind at ease while I make millions of dollars selling my product. When you’re as rich and wealthy as I’m about to be, you won’t mind paying people to do certain things for you.

Speaking of legwork, looking at empty offices is just a little bit soul crushing. Sure, you have to be able to visualise what the place is going to look like, but right now they’re all just bare, empty, cold reminders of how far you have to go. Those aren’t the kind of thoughts that’ll lead me to business success, but then I think of all the great businessmen and I wonder if they’ve been through this. Standing in the middle of a cold (or humid), empty office, wondering if they should set up shop.

Anyway, it doesn’t matter, because I’m pushing through those thoughts. I have my conveyancing solicitors. Melbourne will one day know my name, because it will be on multiple billboards and sides of offices, everywhere.

-Theo

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weatherboard painting

Would you live in a haunted house?

weatherboard paintingRich people are the only people who are allowed to be eccentric. The middle class are always the most conservative while the working class are judged and condemned for their peccadillos. For instance, take Steven Kings who has become one of the richest writers of all time. He now lives in a haunted house. Who in their right mind would want that? He’s got two period mansions in the States, one of them is a gothic manor fenced off by a formidable wrought iron gate, the bars fashioned into spider webs. These are the kinds of things that rich people take licence to do.  

We have some rich people in our neighbourhood and recently they called in the painters. Melbourne is a small place so it isn’t uncommon to have rich people living in mansions flecked across middle class suburbia. A few days into the exterior paint job I realised what was going on. They were transforming the house into a neo-gothic Edwardian villa. The house is beautiful but it also gives me chills to think that people will be sleeping in there and not just watching the horror unfold on screen.

The house painters did an excellent job of recreating the look of the era and giving the property a haunted feel. Although I wouldn’t want to live in a haunted house myself, they did give me the idea to revamp my own home. We have a modest weatherboard house and I discovered that the same company also does weatherboard painting. Melbourne companies can also do roof spraying and driveway coating to add the finishing touch. For the house, I’m thinking of a nice warm burgundy colour with cream edges.

weatherboard paintingFinally on the topic of rich people, another writer friend of mine also demonstrates this illustrious disregard of social mores. He’s purchasing a disused mental hospital and turning it into a kind of haunted fun house for ghost hunts and writers’ workshops. Nuts, all of them!

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window replacement

Our Dream Cottage Nightmare

window replacements MelbourneWhen my husband and I got married it felt like we had everything in common. We were alike in all the right ways and different in all the right ways and we tended to bounce off each other’s ideas. Our dream was to get a cottage by the beach and it seemed like we were going to be on our honeymoon for the rest of our lives. All of that came crashing down when it came to moving in together.

We’d purchased a nice old house by the beach and were planning on renovating it to make it our own. The first thing we had to do was get the windows replaced because the salty air and sunny days actually tend to erode the window seals (although they’re great for the complexion!)  So I called for timber window repairs around Melbourne and that’s when all hell broke loose. My husband suddenly said that he wanted aluminium windows but I had already ordered the timber ones and we had this huge argument about it. After that, it was like we couldn’t agree on anything!

We had disputes over everything from the windows to the tiled floors, from the colour of the paintjob to how many roses we should have in the garden. We started to grow apart in other ways too, not just timber and aluminium windows but important life choices as well. We could no longer agree on a common future from how many children we should have to how long we should stay in Melbourne. Replacement windows were only just the beginning.

The window repairs company ended up doing a nice job of fitting us the timber windows and even though he wanted aluminum we were both quite pleased. Ultimately, we still love each other very much. Hopefully we can find a way to make this work, or maybe with time, we’ll start growing in the same direction again.

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Ice skating

No penguins

SoIce skating Melbourne I may have made a seemingly minor mistake a short while ago that is now coming back to bite me on the behind. When my son was falling asleep the other night I was telling him a ‘bedtime story’. I’ve put that in quotations because, after reading him the actual story from start to finish, he wanted me to keep going so I just started making things up. Nonsense mainly. This is a pretty standard practice in our household and I usually don’t think anything of it, except that he latched onto one, relatively minor detail, when I thought he was pretty much asleep and now he’s become kind of obsessed with it.

From what I remember (hey, I was tired too) I may have told him penguins lived in Melbourne ice skating rinks. On the scale of story telling to lying, I feel like it’s pretty obvious where that tale stands, but unfortunately it’s not so clear for Tim. When he woke up in the morning I was totally unprepared for the excitement surrounding going ice skating. Usually when he wakes up he doesn’t remember the stories at all! Why did this one have to be different?

All of this is magnified tenfold by the unhelpful fact that we promised him he could have his birthday party anywhere and now he’s desperate to go ice skating. Have you ever tried organising birthday party venues last minute? It’s pretty much impossible. Everywhere requires a certain amount of notice that we didn’t give. In fact, since the offer for Tim to have his party anywhere has been open for months, we’d just assumed we were going to have it here. I’d even started organising all the decorations and everything like that. This has just gone and thrown a huge spanner in the works. It’s okay though. Finding an ice skating rink that’s still available is going to be way easier than convincing Tim penguins don’t live there.

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Conveyancing

A Conveyancing Clash

man with clientsAll through my life, people have given me flack for my name. That’s why I mostly go by my surname, ‘Foss’. It’s short, easy to understand, pronounce…and I’m happy for people to call me that. If only my parents hadn’t forced me into it by calling me ‘Rudolph’. I’m a man of business, and it’s not fitting for one of my calibre. No one wants to associate with a man named Rudolph. No one will take a conveyancing solicitor seriously with a name like Rudolph. It’s especially unfortunate around the Christmas period, for reasons which should be abundantly clear. Everyone in my office wants me to wear the nose. They KNOW I hate the nose. Everyone knows. Don’t even get me started on the antlers.

And look, I see their point. I might be a conveyancing specialist with a long list of cases under my belt and a full list of satisfied clients, but I’ve never been great at learning to laugh at myself. There’s still time- I’m not over the hill yet- but sometimes I wonder if an official name change would be more appropriate. It’s just one of those things that you ponder, but getting around to it is infinitely harder. After all, I’ve lived with this name my whole life. The nicer classmates called me Dolph, which I grew to appreciate because I’ve always been fond of dolphins. The worst thing is, my parents can’t remember why they did it. I’ve asked so many times, and Mum and Dad always just look confused before admitting that they must’ve just thought it sounded good. Maybe the song wasn’t out then.

If it hadn’t been for the other successful conveyancer in my position, I might’ve quit my job and gone into children’s entertainment. Just think…a respectable Melbourne property conveyancing person named ‘Dorabella Moo’. It’s one of those few times when I’ve really appreciated my cursed title.

-Foss

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Uncategorised

Red Scare: A photobooth history

photobooth hireDo you ever find yourself getting curious about life’s oddities? I do. I love unearthing forgotten inventions at Trash and Treasure markets and learning about the obscure professions that people have. Recently while browsing on ebay I discovered a retro photobooth up for sale. The thing was long out of order but a collectable nonetheless and it got me really curious about photobooths. Did people still use photobooths? I assumed that they were for people in need of a last-minute passport headshot or teenage girls drunk on seven eleven slurpees. Turns out, the humble photobooth has a long and fascinating history.

I was also surprised to discover that these days there’s also a market for photobooth hire. Melbourne has just about everything if you look hard enough, and a lot of people will hire a photo booth for a party or wedding. I wonder how many of them are aware of the origins of the photobooth, how it all started with a Russian émigré in the States. Anatol Josepho was a born photographer, who travelled to China to draw up plans and raised a fortune from his rich friends to build the first “Photomaton Studio” (love the archaic name). It was put on a street corner in New York where it earned a hefty profit for its investors and of course, modest Anatol Josepho. But here comes the juicy part.

Perhaps it was Josepho’s Russian heritage and socialistic predilections that inspired him to donate half of his enormous profits to the poor. You’d think that an act like this would garner respect and admiration for the man but instead it embroiled him in scandal. At the time that this was going on in the twenties, it was the beginning of the “red scare” and the press decried him as a communist.

I never expected to learn so much good history from a photo booth. Melbourne companies that loan photobooths are actually on to a good idea.