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Bazookas and Balustrades

The Glass Realm of Melbourne was buzzing with whispers and rumours. Witnesses now reported that the spinning orange creature was smashing the glass structures with a fruit bazooka! Pyro found the news hard to swallow, even as the evidence was clearly splattered across the glass remains. This new information painted a darker shade to the mystery. It was no longer a game of chasing shadows; this had escalated into a full-blown investigation.

The sights of destruction were unsettling. Once elegant and intricate glass structures, including the glass balustrades, lay in ruins. The magnitude of the destruction necessitated a significant repair operation. Luckily, the Glass Realm had a network of skilled glaziers who were well-versed in glass balustrade installation services. Their skills would be crucial in rebuilding the realm’s shattered aesthetics.

As Pyro watched the glaziers at work, he marvelled at their skill and dexterity. Each broken shard was handled with the utmost care, each new pane installed with precision. The experts worked diligently, and within no time, the structures began regaining their original splendour. Pyro found himself fascinated with the intricacies of the restoration process. It was a dance between the artisans and the materials, and the results were nothing short of spectacular.

Despite the chaos, the realm’s inhabitants rallied together. They lent a hand in the rebuilding efforts and provided leads for Pyro to follow. There was an undeniable spirit of resilience in the face of adversity. Pyro was once again reminded of the importance of the glass repair businesses near Melbourne. Their expertise was key in not only restoring the realm’s beauty but also keeping its spirits high.

While the realm’s healing process continued, so did Pyro’s investigation. The dragon was determined to uncover the mystery behind the bizarre orange creature and its chaotic rampage. As the puzzle pieces slowly came together, Pyro knew that he was on the brink of a breakthrough. With every repaired glass balustrade, he was not just bringing back the realm’s elegance but also inching closer to the truth. As the mystery unfolds, will Pyro finally catch up to the mysterious creature? Stay tuned to find out.

 

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Zombie Glazier

Technically I’m supposed to be in Sweden, the new suburb in Melbourne, but honestly it was kind of cramping my style. I’ve worked up a reputation as the baddest villain in the multiverse, so it’s kind of weird to just sit around building an office for the Australian streaming show, Next Top Office. That’s why I’ve decided to skip this first challenge by conjuring a zombie glazier to do it for me. How hard could it be to create and install a stair balustrade made entirely out of glass?

So I’m sitting at my favourite Italian Sun Dollars cafe and drinking a chai latte while typing up this blog post that we’re required to do before the first challenge ends. Maybe later I’ll go check up on my phylactery on top of Big Ben. Now that I think about it, I should probably recruit a few more Elders of the Internet to watch over it. Somehow they got the idea that they had to do things at complete random, instead of doing their actual jobs which is to stop me from ever dying.

After my chores are done, I suppose I should head back and check on my zombie. If I need to search for glass repair services Melbourne wide, all because he couldn’t construct a simple balustrade without breaking the glass, then so be it. I’ll get a real glazier in with a wave of my staff and a conjure tradie spell. Simple. Provided I don’t forget about daylight savings again. That would kind of suck. I just need to remember that Melbourne is currently using AEDT, not AEST. I’ve made that mistake before and almost missed my audition for the show.

I hope I remembered to give my zombie glazier that handbook of the trades and the crown of intelligence. Without those he’ll just be flailing about on camera, smashing glass everywhere. Might even start an outbreak among the filming crew. Oh, I’m sure it will be fine. I’m the smartest being in the universe. I wouldn’t forget something like that.

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Mirrors and Glass

In the realm in which I am from, glass is a developing discipline. Oh, the rich and powerful do preen themselves in expensive mirrored surfaces, and for a nominal fee you can also summon a dimension shifting mage to open a decent sized portal to the mirror plane, allowing you to gaze upon an exact reflection of oneself with only a 20% chance that it will gain sentience, climb through the portal, try to secretly kill you in your sleep and take over your life with no one the wiser.

And windows? Again, rare. We are mostly a realm of wooden shutters, so the fact that glass replacement companies in Melbourne are so very numerous was a surprise to me at first. I was practicing a sacred, divine, holy and exclusive spell passed down through generations that allows you to punch someone in the face at a distance, but it went awry and I punched straight through my bedroom window. At first I was fearful, thinking that glass was akin to perhaps the enchanted stained glass in the local Sanctified Cathedral. But no, apparently there are just glaziers everywhere, I guess. Glass replacement isn’t exactly what you would call inexpensive, but panes of glass are a common item to be replaced and it is not ‘abnormal’. Especially not with the very normal story I concocted using my knowledge of film and television: I was practicing so that I could one day win a Superbowl, and I accidentally swung my bat in the wrong direction, causing the window to be shattered by the football flying off the tee and hitting the glass.

Yes. Perfect. Glaziers might not be royalty here, but people are generally happy to see them. Maybe I need to get myself into this game. Install some stair balustrades, replace a pane, learn the game…and take it all back to my home realm and make mountains of gold! My banishment is only 400 years, plenty of time to learn glazier skills.